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Atomic City / No Fuel
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When I embarked on the nomadic lifestyle five years ago, I had global aspirations. But the pandemic had other ideas, limiting my travels to the United States. The ensuing 67,000 miles I’ve put on my Prius have brought me to all the corners of our country. Along the way, I’ve seen some remarkable signs pointing to cities, towns, and streets that brought a smile to my face. I’ve captured those curiosities in this gallery for you to enjoy without the multiple transcontinental road trips they required. If the esoteric reasons I found them amusing don’t resonate with you, then just keep driving to the next sign.

Zzyzx Road
I nearly found an Infocom easter egg in Nevada!
Winn Terrace
WINN TER IS COMING
15 miles to Wakonda
WAKONDA FOREVER
Disk Drive
No magnets allowed on this street in Bend, Oregon.
Likelike Hwy
Be prepared to lose your shield on this Hawaiian highway.
Parachute Battlement Mesa
As Norton Juster wrote, “I’d like to say a few words.”
Three Forks / Trident
A trident by definition has three tines; a fork has four. So which is it??
Divide Wisdom
Originally known simply as Solomon.
Anaconda Opportunity
Couldn’t its settlers have been less pretentious and just called it “Snake Chance”?
STOP sign at intersection of Murphy & Butte Streets
Crescent City, California, has a Murphy Butte problem. It needs to stop.
Keepa Way
A home for antisocial hermits in Gorham, Maine.
Fail Road
No matter how far I travel, I can’t seem to escape this destination in La Porte, Indiana.
Rabbit Valley
It’s just a hop away.
No Name
But do the 117 residents of No Name, Colorado, themselves have names?
Blueberry Hill Lane
I found my thrill in Laconia, New Hampshire.

Ken Gagne

Digital nomad, Apple II geek, vegetarian, teacher, cyclist, feminist, Automattician.

2 Replies to “Road signs of America”

  1. Fun signs! There is one sign in the bunch that I’ve seen myself, several time. “No Name Rest Area”, along I-70, somewhere between Frisco and Glenwood Springs IIRC.

    The Zzyzx Road sign reminds me of the name of cleric spell O in Ultima 3.

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